Advice From My Mom

My 69th birthday is Sunday, May 8th. It’s also Mother’s Day, and I am missing the hell out of my mom. She was one smart cookie who taught me some great lessons about living well. Here are ten worth memorizing.

 1) Never throw away used ribbon or wrapping paper. This is what those forty-two plastic tote bags are for.

2) Uttering a well-timed four-lettered word can be very satisfying. Yes, the “f” word.

3) Be proud to say you’re an artist, especially at ninety.  The young sales guy at Sam Flax might give you free art supplies.

4) Pants in your closet are not a good place to hide cash. Your smart-mouthed daughter will likely ask about withdrawals from the Bank of Polyester.

5) Say “thank you” often. There are kind people out there who have never heard those words.

6) Don't be intimidated by doctors. You’re allowed to ask questions, plus it surprises the hell out of them.

7) Take a deep breathe and count to five before answering the question, “And how are we doing today?”

8) Your purse should always contain a baggie with a damp washcloth. Oh, and peppermint candies, too.

9) Sometimes, the more you learn about other people, the better you’ll like yourself.

10) Practice gratitude daily. With all its tsuris (Yiddish for “aggravation), life can still be beautiful. 

Is there any Mom wisdom you’d like to share?